2:33 PM
Jessa
You would think that he most frightening moment of my life might be….
oh moving to a new country…
learning a new language…
Having a baby…or nearly losing a baby..
No!!!!
it is when a strange bug like creature entered into my house.
Let me set the scene for you …
My gorgeous but overly princess like daughter ran to tell me there is a bee near the door where she sits and have her meals.
I said where is there a bee?
..there is no bee dear…fair enough I saw nothing.
She moved her entire table to the other side of the room so she could eat her lunch. I thought nothing of it and thought she was over reacting.
Then as she was torturing our poor cat Matilda…the cat ran out the door near the ‘bee area’. Livvy ran to me again screaming and frightened out of her mind..
mummy guarda…bee bee…
oh livvy what are you on about…
Where is the bee..there is no bee...maybe it’s a fly but there is no bee..s
he nervously pushed me to the door and then pointed...in which I looked closely and saw nothing Turned my head and nearly lost myself in the screams.
The biggest creature with wings I had ever see...swear it could have been a rat with wings...no kidding!
It had legs like a grasshopper and wings like a butterfly but a face only his mother could love...and it was furry like it was waiting for a cuddle or rub on its back ...it was most ugliest thing I had seen…black and brown in colour ...and it just sat there…
I was so afraid that I couldn't even get a photo of it…not for the lack of trying far away with zoom feature on...but it didn't work….
So what do we do two girls in the house afraid of whatever is on the door sitting there like he was making his own residency? Call daddy! Well what else could we do…so we decided to tackle it with a broom with daddy listening on the phone for protection of course....big broom in mummy’s hand…small broom in Livvy’s hand…
STUPID…
We hit the thing...it jumped on the wall and started to fly and hop at the same time…what the hell is this thing…seriously come on!! I officially think that Aliens have arrived to Italy.
After screaming loud enough for everyone in hubby’s office to hear through the phone we thought we should let him go back to work and handle this on our own. So we thought let’s try to hit and push it out the door…
AGAIN STUPID…
OF COURSE that didn't work, the thing hopped on the broom closer to us and started flying towards my head…and he looked hungry I swear he was aiming for my eyeballs for lunch…we both screamed and ran out of the house so loud the dogs next door (who seems to guard all our houses if there is a problem) started to bark as if we were being robbed…Neighbours came out to see if we were okay...5 dogs going crazy...cat hiding and heart pounding…livvy refused to go down and wanted me to hold her….and of course neighbours laughing there heads off when the y found out we were screaming and running about…
But I promise this is no ordinary bug, creature, animal thing….I’d say an alien here checking out our environment…okay seriously I watch too much scyfi...
but really the most alarming thing is ..I have no idea where the thing is right now….
